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won't see Meryl Streep doing this. Oscar-winner Charlize Theron made a
secret sex tape on her cell phone that was hacked and uploaded to the
Web. But hold your horses, folks. It's all a ruse, and a very funny one
at that. The clip was made for April Fools' Day and is actually a skit
for Funny or Die. Theron looks into the camera and says, "Oh my God, I'm
so nervous. I've never made a sex tape before. I hope nobody sees this
who's not supposed to see this."
Theron, 36, then turns on creepy "Eyes Wide Shut"-type
music and says, "Move over Paris and Kim. 'Cause I'm gonna do some real
kinky s***." The camera pans over to two leather masked men with mouth
gags being ordered by Charlize to "dance." It gets weirder/funnier from
there. Theron tosses "scolding hot milk" on the men, who writhe in
"pain." Of course, it's all a joke. No leather daddies were harmed in
the making of this movie.
The entire thing is completely insane and sure to be incredibly buzzy.
But the joke doesn't end there. Theron posted a response to the
"hacking" in which she says, "Yes, these are authentic Charlize Theron
cell-phone videos. Let there be no doubt, Funny or Die is behind all of
it. This web site is an enemy to smoking hot actresses everywhere." She
ends with a warning to viewers. "Funny or Die will steal your phone and
display your junk and bits."
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