Bobby Brown Arrested For The Umpteenth Time

If that’s not the face of sobriety, then I don’t know what is!
Now, what week could be complete around here without reporting on the family that laughs at rehab! And no, it’s not Bobbi Kristina (not this week, anyway, but the week is not over yet!), but her daddy, Bobby Brown that was arrested. And this time, Brown cannot deny the strong odor of alcohol on his breath. The police arrived quick enough to administer a test and I’m sure you all know Bobby Brown isn’t too good about passing tests…
FAIL!
Book him, Dan-o!
The LAPD arrested the singer on suspicion (ha!) of DUI.
Now, the timeline goes like this: Bobby Brown got arrested in March for driving under the influence. For that case, he fled to rehab, seeking treatment for alcohol abuse over the summer. Before that, Brown had a conviction in 1996. Well, there’s one thing I can say about Bobby.
At least he’s consistent!
And now I am waiting to hear from Bobbi K. Don’t let your daddy have all the fun! Go out and do some hoodrat stuff! I have a job to do!

James Franco and Ashley Benson Are Doin’ It!

And if they’re not, they need to start soon and make a believer outta me!
And forgive me for being perceptively snarky, but…. doesn’t Benson look like a pre-trashy Tara Reid? If she ends up being more like Tara than people are bargaining for, Franco better hit it and hit it hard now before the goods get wasted with the quickness. Because I know I am not the only one around here that remembers how quickly Tara’s stock plummeted. For those of you that have forgotten, Tara was basically holding the White Girl Wasted baton before Lindsay Lohan snatched it out of her hand around the mid-2000s. And this Ashley Benson may not be in her league yet, but she certainly needs to raise her name recognition, because I barely know who the hell this alleged actress is!
Here’s what Franco had to say about it all…
“I … hear that I’ve been dating Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Benson. Hot damn, am I a lucky guy. I wish I had actually gotten closer than the 13th row of the theater in Toronto where Kristen gave her On the Road Q and A, but I didn’t. Not only did I not talk to her, I didn’t even go to SoHo House where I supposedly asked her out on a date.”
Lies!
I’ve not heard anything about him and Selena Gomez (pedophile!) or Kristen Stewart (cheater!), so this makes him even seem more suspect. Make an honest whore skank starlet out of this girl, Franco! Up her profile, make her a star, and then dump her for another starlet!
Ah, Hollywood!

Justin Bieber’s Dad Jeremy Bieber: NUDE PHOTOS being shopped!

Justin Bieber’s dad Jeremy Bieber has some nude FULL FRONTAL photos of himself floating out in the public somewhere and they are being shopped for us to possibly (hopefully) see! Radaronline.com is reporting that these nude pics of Jeremy were taken when he was younger.
Um, how young are we talkin’ here because really, the guy can’t be THAT old.
“Jeremy was purposely posing in all the photos, and he’s completely naked showing full-frontal,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They look like they were taken for a Playgirl-type magazine or something.”
Well the could have very well been taken with that intention or the guy was just having a little fun dropping his drawers for a camera. You know, it happens.

Chris Brown’s Ex Wants Him Back!

I don’t know who is more stupid…Rihanna or Karrueche Tran. Good gawd. If a guy is having a hard time “choosing” between two women, he obviously isn’t in love with either of them. It’s called a win-win for Breezy because he getting it when and where he wants it and the girls are giving it!
Well the word on the street is that Miss Tran still believes that she has a future with Breezy and she is said to be telling friends that she is not going to stop trying to get with Brown just because Rihanna is back in the picture. TMZ is reporting that

she was hurt when Brown gave her the axe a few weeks ago … but she never stopped loving him — and now, she is on a mission to get him back.
We’re told Karrueche got used to a certain level of celebrity while dating the singer, and she’s not ready to “go back to being basic” — even if that means messing around with Brown, while he’s messing with RiRi.

Kae obviously had a little bit of a heart to heart with some girlfriends or realized that the dollars were going to be gonzo if she decided to back down and LET Rihanna have her man!
My guess is this, Ri will just get damn pissed with Kae trying to get in the way and say, eff it all! Then Kae will get her man back even if it means he still messes around on the side with other women. Mark my words, bitches. This isn’t the end of Kae! When a gold digger has her mind made up, she goes in HARD!