James Franco and Ashley Benson Are Doin’ It!

And if they’re not, they need to start soon and make a believer outta me!
And forgive me for being perceptively snarky, but…. doesn’t Benson look like a pre-trashy Tara Reid? If she ends up being more like Tara than people are bargaining for, Franco better hit it and hit it hard now before the goods get wasted with the quickness. Because I know I am not the only one around here that remembers how quickly Tara’s stock plummeted. For those of you that have forgotten, Tara was basically holding the White Girl Wasted baton before Lindsay Lohan snatched it out of her hand around the mid-2000s. And this Ashley Benson may not be in her league yet, but she certainly needs to raise her name recognition, because I barely know who the hell this alleged actress is!
Here’s what Franco had to say about it all…
“I … hear that I’ve been dating Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Benson. Hot damn, am I a lucky guy. I wish I had actually gotten closer than the 13th row of the theater in Toronto where Kristen gave her On the Road Q and A, but I didn’t. Not only did I not talk to her, I didn’t even go to SoHo House where I supposedly asked her out on a date.”
Lies!
I’ve not heard anything about him and Selena Gomez (pedophile!) or Kristen Stewart (cheater!), so this makes him even seem more suspect. Make an honest whore skank starlet out of this girl, Franco! Up her profile, make her a star, and then dump her for another starlet!
Ah, Hollywood!