Kris Humphries on Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West: Whatever Man!

Kris Humphries is so over Kim Kardashian.

According to sources close to the NBA star, that is. The New Jersey Nets forward is said to be "completely indifferent" to the news Kim is dating Kanye West.

Simply put, Kris is focused on the divorce being finalized and not concerned with Kim's new relationship(s). They split up for a reason, after all.

With each passing day, Kris is more sure than ever that Kim "doesn't represent the things he believes in" and wants to wash his hands of her.

                     

As for Kanye West's "Theraflu" assertion that he could've had Nets co-owner Jay-Z kick Humphries off the team, Kris' friends note - correctly - that Jay does not even make personnel decisions, and regardless, the mogul is a fan of Kris.

Meanwhile, a report in Star (we know, we know), says Kris doubt's Kim's faithfulness to him during their incredibly long marriage ... yadda yadda yadda.

“Kris knows that while he was with Kim, he was completely faithful and has serious doubts that she could say the same,” a fake Humphries insider said.

Lindsay Lohan Accused of Nightclub Fisticuffs

Lindsay Lohan has been off probation for under two weeks and is already making more headlines with alleged nightclub antics, though she denies causing trouble.

She is accused of getting into an altercation with a woman in a club last week, with the accuser filing an incident report alleging battery at the hands of Lohan.

The woman claims Lindsay got into it with her at a nightclub Thursday. She says she was talking to a male friend of Lindsay's, which Lohan did not care for.

That's when she began pushing, shoving and hitting ... allegedly.

Law enforcement sources say they will investigate these claims, like they would any other incident like this, to determine their validity before proceeding.

LL's rep, Steve Honig, the hardest working man in LA, tells TMZ:

"Lindsay Lohan was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame."

According to sources close to Lohan, she denies any wrongdoing in this case, saying she wasn't even THERE, but rather at home that night watching TV.

The actress is said to be particularly frustrated by this accusation, since even when she stays home and avoids trouble, she feels it seems to find her anyway.

FYI, she was supposedly watching Homeland on Showtime. Good show.

Khloe & Lamar Recap: Becoming a Maverick

One week after we saw Lamar Odom traded to Dallas, Bruce and Kris Jenner decided to pay a visit to bid farewell to Khloe Kardashian on Khloe & Lamar.

While Bruce supports Khloe's decision to move to Big D, it's more than Kris can take ... at least according to the script from Ryan Seacrest Productions.

Fans of the couple (assuming there are some) have been looking forward to watching this play out since news of the trade broke, so let's recap it all ...

"We all know you're a strong girl, and you have to be there for everybody else. But who's going to be there for Khloe?" - Kris. Um, the whole giant family? Also, he's just an NBA superstar who got traded, not a fallen soldier. Minus 10.

"My family and I have never really lived apart, but Lamar needs me." - Khloe. Plus 50.

That he does. When she arrives, she senses something amiss with his transient lifestyle in Dallas. "Lamar is so sore and tired and he needs his own bed. I have got to find us a place ASAP," she says. Attentive wife. Plus 20.

Lamar's feeling the heat: "Being on a new team for the first time, everything is mental and all eyes are on me. The pressure is on." Minus only 5, because while the man gets paid millions to perform under pressure, we do sympathize.

Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose: New Couple Alert?

Guns & Video Games?
Singing sensation Lana Del Rey, 25, has sparked speculation about her love life again after leaving Hollywood's Chateau Marmont hotel with Axl Rose, 50.
The singer has sent celebrity gossip publications into a frenzy, or at least a state of confusion, after leaving the hotel and driving off in an SUV with Rose:

The sighting came just two weeks after Del Rey was romantically linked to Marilyn Manson after they were seen together in a hotel in Berlin, Germany.
Yeah, apparently that happened. She has a type, for better or for worse.
Del Rey is believed to be a big time fan of Guns N' Roses, Axl's band.
The singer perhaps best known for her SNL "Video Games" performance attended two of their concerts last month and even recorded a track called "Axl Rose Husband" before attaining fame. So it's like life imitating art or something.

Ebony Jackson & Joshua Rendon, 16 & Pregnant Stars: Expecting! After CPS Took Away First Kid!

It's barely been six months since Child Protective Services took away their daughter, but 16 & Pregnant's Ebony and Josh Rendon are totally pregnant again.
Ebony is currently 10 weeks preggers with the couple's second child.
According to Josh Rendon and Ebony Jackson (her maiden name), the pregnancy was NOT planned, but he adds, "We are extremely excited for the baby."

Incredibly, CPS took away Josh and Ebony's toddler last year because of the AWFUL living conditions in their home, and they were arrested for child endangerment.
We are talking a house full of flies and maggots and dog and human feces present in EVERY ROOM INSIDE THE RESIDENCE on the walls and floor. Apparently.
More incredibly, their girl is STILL with CPS, and Josh and Ebony only get supervised visitation. The case is still pending ... but won't apply to baby #2!
Josh tells TMZ that he and Ebony have learned from their mistakes, completed parenting classes, and now keep their home in "immaculate" condition.
That said, they're 100 percent ready for another kid and currently fighting to regain full custody of their first daughter. That's ... good to hear? Maybe?