Victoria Beckham: “I just love fashion too much to wear a tracksuit!”

Victoria Beckham appears on the new cover of Madame Figaro, a French publicationwe rarely discuss. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be a highbrow or lowbrowpublication, but I’d say that if Posh Beckham deigns to appear on multiple covers, with a pouty, faux-sexy photo shoot, it’s probably not the most high-class magazine. Anyway, Posh is still trying to clean up her old chav, WAG-tastic past by letting us know that she would NEVER be caught dead in anything vaguely peasant-y. She sounds like Dame Gwyneth here:

She hates tracksuits: ‘You’ll never see me on the street in a tracksuit. I just lovefashion too much to wear a tracksuit! The same goes for Ugg boots. I only wearthem only at home.’
She loves Prada: ‘I’m addicted to Prada, to cardigans and bags Hermes… I’d love to see the world through the eyes of Miuccia Prada! The woman is a genius. Her vision is of ultra-intelligent fashion. Each season, she creates something new, she knows how to surprise.’
She’d love to dress Tilda Swinton: ‘I would like to design clothes for her.’
She’s a big fan of Net-A-Porter.com: ‘I am a big fan of Net-A-Porter.com. When the kids are asleep, I can travel on this site for several hours. I like the idea of quietly shopping at home for clothes and returning them if it don’t work. This is absolute freedom.’

[From The Mail]

The Mail makes a big deal about the tracksuit thing, because they have a photo of Posh from, like, five years ago when she was coming out of a doctor’s office or something, and she was wearing loose sweatpants. The Mail is all, “Hahaha, LIAR!!!!”But unless I’m mistaken, even the Brits distinguish between “tracksuits” and “sweats” right? Tracksuits are – in my opinion – made of nylon, and they make you look like aNew Jersey mobster. Sweats are just workout gear. Right?

As for Posh’s attempt to be all fashion-y and high class now… look, I like Posh. She’s grown on me a great deal over the past few years. But she needs to stop trying to be Gwyneth. No one likes Gwyneth. No one wants to be Gwyneth. Gwyneth is only a legend in her own mind. Posh >>> Goop.

Jenelle Evans: Arrested For Cyber-Stalking!

A back-and-forth fight over dueling claims of cyber-stalking landed troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans behind bars Monday ... for the third time this year.

Yes, three arrests in 2012. It's March 6.

Jenelle, 20, turned herself in to North Carolina authorities after a warrant was issued for her arrest on Friday. Evans was released after only about half an hour, and did not have to post bond, but she did have yet another smiling mug shot taken:

Evans' arrest was in connection with a cyber-stalking claim brought by her former boss James Duffy ... just weeks after Evans accused Duffy of the same crime.

Jenelle filed cyber-stalking charges in January against Duffy, who allegedly posted party photos of Evans online, along with her address and cell phone number.

Then Evans' ex-roommate, who was living with Duffy, had her arrested in connection with making harassing and threatening phone calls against them both.

Only six days later, Evans was arrested again for violating a domestic violence restraining order ... everybody got all that? Which brings us to yesterday:

Justin Bieber "All Over" Selena Gomez at Celebrity-Based Birthday Bash

Justin Bieber turned 18 years old on March 1, which means you can feel less dirty thinking of the singer in certain ways, ladies. But know this: he probably isn't thinking of you at all.
That's because the singer is clearly smitten with girlfriend Selena Gomez, as evidenced by his behavior at a surprise party thrown in his honor Friday night at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.
"He was all over Selena the whole time, walking her around by the hand. He kept kissing her," an onlooker tells Us Weekly. "It's clear she was the best part of the night for him. He is still so in love with her."

Also in attendance at the shindig: Justin's mom and grandparents; his manager (who presented him with a new car last week); Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Ashley Tisdale, Cody Simpson and... Mike Tyson, among other stars.

A the Twit pic above proves, however, Justin only had eyes - and lips - for one attendee.

Olivia Munn sexy photos turning Internet upside down.

Olivia Munn’s cell phone has apparently been exposed, or something like that. Apparently some of the photos she admits are hers and claims she had posted up on her various social network portals a long time ago, we all could have had access to them. But the others, some written to a guy named “Chris,” which some think is Chris Pine, the dude from the newer version of Star Trek. They used to be a thang’….meaning, he used to tap that. Hot.

To take the mystery to an even deeper level, apparently the text on the naughty photos matches all the text on photos she claimed is up on her Facebook or whatever. If Perry Mason had sex with Monk and produced a child, that child turned adult could still not solve this elusive enigmatic drama. CSI: Olivia Munn’s cell pics is currently being worked on. Maybe we shouldn’t make such a big deal out of this? Maybe we just enjoy its spectacular view? That’s what I plan to do. So should you. Here are the pictures.

Miley Cyrus Takes Twitter Heat for Perceived Jesus Diss

A week after lashing out for receiving death threats on the social network, Miley Cyrus is once again at the center of a controversy - and it all has to do with theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss.

The singer/actress posted the above photo of Krauss on her account last night, including a passage that partly reads:

You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements (carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, all the things that matter for evolution) weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in stars. So forget Jesus. Stars died so you can live.

Many followers proceeded to take exception to the whole "forget Jesus" thing, with one follower writing to Miley: "You seriously believe that crap? It’s so ridiculously stupid. Go to hell."

There's someone who clearly follows the teachings of Jesus well, huh?

This isn't the first time Cyrus has upset her Christian followers. The young star is an outspoken advocate of gay marriage, penning an op-ed on the topic last month and receiving a lot of criticism for her views.